The Profile of a Wise Lifestyle (Outlook of Psalm 23)
The Lord is my source and banker and I shall not lack any credit.
He leads me into regular saving accounts
He leads me besides debt-free living,
He restores my waistline
He leads me past the refrigerator for my health sake.
Through I walk past the ice-cream parlor and junk food store, thy broccoli and diet coke they comfort me.
He prepares a diet and exercise for me in the presence of my obese friends.
He approved my tithing and first-fruit offerings runneth over.
Surely cheerful giver and frugal living shall be my way of life and I will dwell among the wise and the house of the puritan forevermore.